Description

Inspiration:
The iconic moment when Jharrel jokes about Danga’s dick needing a warning label, and Danga’s confident retort: “I’m the fine print everybody ignore till it’s too late.”
Front Prompt:
A bold, retro-style warning label in bright yellow and black, mimicking a caution sign. The text reads:

WARNING: EXTREMELY LARGE COCK
May cause jaw-dropping, fainting, or spontaneous combustion.
Handle with care. Not responsible for ruined lives or sudden life choices.

The label is slightly crumpled and taped to the fabric, with a playful horse silhouette (a nod to Jharrel’s “horse cock” comment) peeking out from behind the label. The background is a deep navy blue with a subtle UCUM campus map pattern, evoking the setting where the conversation takes place.
Back Prompt:
A minimalist, abstract line art of a 13-inch ruler curved into the shape of a smile, with tiny footprint icons (representing Danga’s legendary status on campus) scattered along the waistband. The fabric remains the same deep navy blue, ensuring the ruler and footprints stand out in a contrasting neon orange.